SHAKESPEARE WROTE THAT ALL THE WORLD’S A STAGE.
HIS THEATER WAS CALLED THE GLOBE.
NOT ONLY WAS THAT LINE PHILOSOPHICAL AND DEEP,
BUT IT WAS ALSO A FUCKING PUN.
ALSO REMEMBER THE FAMOUS LINE FROM ROMEO & JULIET:
"A ROSE BY ANY OTHER NAME WOULD SMELL AS SWEET"
THE RIVAL THEATRE WAS CALLED THE ROSE
AND THEY HAD A SEWAGE PROBLEM
NOT JUST A BEAUTIFUL LINE BUT ALSO A PUN AND WILLY SHAKES THROWING SHADE
Friendly reminder that plays then didn’t have intermissions for bathroom breaks and most people ended up shitting on the ground while watching plays. Also men played women and wore heavy makeup filled with lead that usually poisoned them after a few years.
Reasons to take birth control:
Shorter, usually lighter, and regular periods (great if you have anemia, have long periods [mine used to be from 28-33 days at their longest])
No babies!! (As long as they don’t interfere with other drugs you may take! [they interact with one of my prescriptions so make sure you talk to your doctor])
Helps your hormones!!!
Has a little week chart to let you know what day it is so you don’t forget what tomorrow’s date is (super important[actually for taking your pills but helps keep days on track])
Some could help clear acne! And some help lose weight even! (I’ve lost twenty pounds since taking mine but most of that is from my tonsils being removed but hey! I’m losing slowly and not trying! And my face is much more clear than before!)